Cute Fluffy Yuri Magic/Lie down for a while; it's the quickest way to pass the time

With your lazy bone tingling and not much to do, you go to your bed and lie down. No doubt wasting the beautiful day. You think about the world and ask yourself random questions with no real answers. You like to think that this sort of thing makes you smarter, but it definitely doesn't; if anything, it makes you stupider. But hey, wishful thinking doesn't hurt anyone. Lying down on your recently made bed, not even going in under the covers, you begin to think.


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